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Tune: Put On That Old Grey Bonnet
Stole from Horntip with intro from Basket

In the small state of Rhode Island
The buggers come a pilin’
To grab a beer or two

 But you’re fairly out of luck
‘cause you won’t get a fuck
But at the Hash you may get screwed

Oh, the bimbos are complainin’
That the beer their shirt is stainin’
And my mug’s empty of my favorite brew
 
So get up off your fat ass
And go fill my glass
If you don’t some other bimbo will do

   Put on your old grey bustle
   And get out there and hustle
   Tomorrow the mortgage's coming due
   Put your ass in clover
   Let the boys look it over
   If you can't get five take two

   Put on those old pink panties
   That used to be your aunties
   We're going for a hustle in the hay
   With a hole in the middle 
   Where your uncle used to diddle
   In the good old fashioned way

   Put on that old grey corset
   If it don't fit force it
   The boys are minding it today
   As the bee's make honey
   Get out and make some money
   In the good old-fashioned way

   Put on that old blue ointment
   The crabs' disappointment
   And we'll kill those buggers where they lay
   Though it scratches and itches
   It'll kill those sons of bitches
   In the good old-fashioned way


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Where do you find this stuff? You had to google F me in the butt.
Now one has to wonder if LB has a strap-on. How'd that work out for you?
Thought I'd find one that reminds me of you. Hope you don't mind.



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