Andy Samberg: Oh dang..

Justin Timberlake:What is it dawg?

AS: I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.

JT: Didn’t get a gift for her.

AS: Other plans got in the way.

She’ll be so dissappointed.

JT: Damn I forgot it too.

AS: This could have been avoided.

Both: What the hell are we gonna do?

JT: My mom’s been so forlorn

Ever since my daddy left.

AS: COLD

JT: No one to hold her tight

Life has put her to the test.

AS: I know just what you mean,

my mom’s been so sad and gray

JT: Word

AS: My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.

Both: Hold up.

AS: You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?

JT: I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too

Both: Slow up

AS: What time is it dawg?

JT: It’s time for a switcharoo

Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs

I say we break ‘em off

Show ‘em how much they really mean

’cause I’m a Mother Lover

you’re a Mother Lover

We should fuck each other’s mothers

JT:Fuck each other’s moms

You’ve seen that place that you came out as a baby

ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy

Fuck each others moms

Both:

’cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night

If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right

I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself

to me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

AS: I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom

clutchin’ on this lube and roses

JT: I got my digital camera, I’m gonna make your momma do a million poses

AS: They will be so surprised

JT: We are so cool and thoughtful

AS: Can’t wait to pork your mom

JT: I’m gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle

Both:Show’d up

JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile

Both: Straight up

AS: Give it to my mom d – d- d – d- d – d – doggystyle

Both: This the perfect plan

For a perfect Mother’s Day

They have to rename this one

All up under the covers day

‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover

you’re a Mother Lover

We should fuck each others mothers

JT:Fuck each others moms

I’ll push in their place

where you came out as a baby

ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy

Fuck each others moms

AS:Break it down

It would be my honor to be your new step-father

JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father

AS:I’ll let you do my mother

make me another brother

and I’m gonna do your mother

I’ll never use a rubber

JT: OH

’cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night

If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right

I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself

to me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

They blessed us both with the gift of life

She brought you in this world so I’m a sex her right

This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had

The choice can be no other

Be my mother lover